Computer, kill Flanders!

Don't worry, I'll crack tumblr like an egg. Then we'll make omelettes with shallots... and JUSTICE.
dailyseinfeld:

JERRY: Hello Elaine? Patty Lorens had orgasms what do you think about that? And I got calls in to six other women and I bet you they confirm an orgasm too. So what do you have to say now Elaine?… Hello?
(via The Mango)

dailyseinfeld:

JERRY: Hello Elaine? Patty Lorens had orgasms what do you think about that? And I got calls in to six other women and I bet you they confirm an orgasm too. So what do you have to say now Elaine?… Hello?

(via The Mango)

sitcomfamily:

Since today is my birthday and I’m too old for birthday parties, I give you Milhouse at Bart’s birthday party.

sitcomfamily:

Since today is my birthday and I’m too old for birthday parties, I give you Milhouse at Bart’s birthday party.

sitcomfamily:

If they’re not having a go with the bird, they’re having a row with the wanker

sitcomfamily:

If they’re not having a go with the bird, they’re having a row with the wanker